Wacky Stuff

Body Exposed At Funeral

Mourners stared in horror as the grave they were standing round collapsed — smashing open the coffin and exposing the corpse.

Several relatives and friends of Carlton Ebanks almost slipped into the hole as the clay walls crumbled, and had to be quickly hauled clear.

His shocked widow Helena then watched as a cemetery worker jumped in and tried to hurriedly repair the splintered casket and cover up Carlton’s body.

Yesterday the 62-year-old mother of six said: “There was dirt on my husband’s body and everyone could see inside the coffin and see his corpse. It was just awful.

“There were 500 people there, screaming and crying.”

Retired nurse Helena, of Hockley, Birmingham, said workers were still digging the grave when she arrived at Handsworth cemetery. They even left a JCB just yards away.

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Girl Held For Sex With Dog

Three dogs were put down after villagers allegedly caught a 12-year-old girl having sex with one of the animals.

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) in Tzaneen confirmed that the three dogs were put down last week Tuesday because they'd been beaten so badly by angry villagers.

"We had no alternative because they were in a really bad state," said Tzaneen SPCA chairperson, Ranate Prinsloo.

She said police had asked the SPCA to collect the animals from a village in the Bolobedu area after villagers threatened to kill the dogs themselves to protect their daughters.

Mopani police spokesperson Superintendent Moatshe Ngoepe reported that the incident began as a rumour.

"Villagers heard that the young girl always had sex with three male dogs, so they lay in wait to catch her in the act," he said.

They claim to have seen at least one dog and the girl going behind her family's house on Monday afternoon last week and "surprised" them.

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Teachers On A Roll

Looks like teachers in this country are on a roll. Remember how we had mentioned about Pamela Turner is 27, a physical education teacher at an elementary school and looks like any other young good looking teacher. Now comes news of another teacher who had sex with three students.

Tulare police said a staff member at Tulare Western High School went to administrators after hearing rumors that Elizabeth Stow, 26, was having sex with the teens.

All three students are 17 years old, and two are cooperating with police, authorities said.

Students said Stow liked to party with the kids and was friendly with boys in her class.

"They started checking with students ... and they found the name of one student who did admit to being involved with this teacher," said Jerry Breckinridge of the Tulare Police Department.

"I don't feel that this is something that should be going on at any school, let alone here at Tulare Western," said parent Mary Ann Luis.

Stow resigned Monday, the same day she was arrested.

Authorities said she was released after posting $10,000 bond.

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Closing A Sex Festival For Lack of Interest?

Organizers of a major erotic festival are closing for business in Manchester due to a lack of interest, which they blame on recalcitrant northern English men.

Erotica Manchester opened on Friday, selling a range of sex aids, clothing and footwear, but ticket sales have been poor and organizers say they will not be coming back.

"We've tried to warm this city up for more than two years but northerners just haven't responded in sufficient numbers," said event director Savvas Christodoulou.

"They are happy enough to come to our London event in the autumn but they seem embarrassed about being seen at Erotica Manchester."

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What Happens When You Call A Hooker & She Is Your Daughter?

An Israeli couple are preparing to divorce after the man summoned a prostitute to his hotel room only to discover she was his daughter. 

The tale of family turmoil began some months ago when the father, a businessman based in the city of Haifa, was sent by his company to a course in the resort of Eilat for four days.

As the prostitute entered the room, the full horror for him of discovering his daughter's occupation hit him. The father began feeling chest pains which may have been a mild heart attack.

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Cannibal Flesh Donor Program

I have heard about the Organ Donor Program and some other Donor Programs but nothing like the Cannibal Flesh Donor Program. The web site goes into details on how and who would get the human flesh for consumption.

For example one FAQ answers states that:

"Your flesh would go to a grocery store or fast food chain where it would be prepared in a wide variety of forms and sold to individuals who would otherwise be consuming animal flesh."

Weird...Very Weird

Only In India

An Indian bride was married off to a pot by her relatives after her groom failed to turn up for the ceremony.

Savita took her vows with a clay pot when her fiance Chaman Singh, an officer with the Indo Tibetan Border Police, reportedly got stranded on the border because of heavy snowfall, reports newspaper Deccan Herald.

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Court Dismisses Man's Theft Claim Against Lover Who Kept Semen

An appeals court said a man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm to have a baby. But he can’t claim theft, the ruling said, because the sperm were hers to keep.

The ruling Wednesday by the Illinois Appellate Court sends Dr. Richard O. Phillips’ distress case back to trial court.

Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a “calculated, profound personal betrayal” after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.

He said he didn’t find out about the child for nearly two years, when Irons filed a paternity lawsuit. DNA tests confirmed Phillips was the father, the court papers state.

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Sleeping In A Grave

A tramp has been arrested for regularly sleeping in an old grave in Holland.

The 43-year-old dug the earth out from under a gravestone and crawled inside, reports Gazet van Antwerpen.

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Cow Urine As A Cure???

BJP (Bhartiya Janta Party) a political party in India, may have lost power to Congress Party in the last general elections, but looks like they have not lost the news making touch.

You can now buy lotions, potions and pills to cure anything from cancer to hysteria to piles - all made from cow urine or dung.

A new goratna (cow products) stall at the BJP's souvenir shop is rapidly outselling dry political tracts, badges, flags and saffron-and-green plastic wall clocks with the face of former prime minister Atal Behari Vajpayee.

"You won't believe how quickly some of the products sold out," says Manoj Kumar, who runs the souvenir shop along with his brother, Sanjeev, at the BJP headquarters in a plush central New Delhi neighbourhood.

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